I am a student and I want to plan my pregnancy so that I deliver during vacation. What are some tips to do that; with irregular periods?
[If you will lecture me about how I should not plan when to get my baby; please save your breath].

Has anyone got some witty, humorous parenting tips they would like to share? You know, the stuff they don’t teach you in books. A friend is expecting her first baby and I’m compiling a selection of the best to give her a laugh at what baby care & parenting is REALLY about!

I’m about 2 weeks or less away from having my first baby and I’m scared to death that I’m going to mess up…I know that there are natural instincts I will have but I’m sure there are things I should know ahead of time…Do any of you have any tips for me when parenting my new baby that maybe you wish you would have known ahead of time that you would like to share with us….Thanks!!!